- Sun, 22:53: Captain Corelli's Mandolin is on ITV. A fantastic book made into an utter shite film. Starring the most overrated actor ever.
- Sun, 22:55: Nicolas Cage has two expressions; "I'm trying to fart" and "I've accidentally shat myself trying to fart"
- Sun, 22:57: I heard one of the screen writers explain that they'd mostly dropped Mandras from the film because "he doesn't add much to the story"
- Sun, 23:59: RT @joncstone: this story is also published tomorrow: https://t.co/K5qWQamo4N https://t.co/SPwmmxObza