- Mon, 13:58: Sneak attack! http://t.co/twOASedIDp #cats
- Mon, 21:09: Fuck me, the bastard grandson of Groucho Marx is busy cooking complete tosh on #masterchef. Add a laughter track for instant comedy.
- Mon, 21:18: RT @marcuschown: Retweet if you think the NHS would be safer run by this knitted uterus playing the piano than by David Cameron http://t.co…
- Mon, 21:20: Oh no! Paul has forgotten to put the apple jelly in the fridge! COBRA should convene tomorrow. #masterchef
- Mon, 22:22: #AndroidWear getting big update with Wi-Fi, always-on apps, and more http://t.co/kZI1jX85xC
- Mon, 23:35: RT @jonsmalldon: Come home to find the cat has done a poo in the hall: FURY. Realise cat has targetted poo on Ukip leaflet: WELL DONE CAT.
- Mon, 23:40: RT @TomFeilden: 2/2 "Mobilegeddon" threatens as Google overhauls its search engine ranking criteria in favour of smartphone friendly sites …
- Mon, 23:46: RT @davidcoverdale: :) http://t.co/7kLnJ3ZbeT
- Mon, 23:55: RT @Celebs4indy: FRANKIE BOYLE 'Nicola Sturgeon has been called “the most dangerous woman in Britain”, by someone who hasn’t met any other …
- Tue, 07:02: According to Radio 4 some woman called Betty Windsor has a birthday today.
Fri, 13:43: A giant passes by: https://t.co/fLtjQSLQ73 via @ YouTube Fri, 13:50: Watch "A giant passes by" on YouTube -…