- Tue, 13:44: RT @ClanUK1: STILL GAME - Jack & Victor "Paint Guy" Hilarious ;-) http://t.co/t7sOMcy4Q1
- Tue, 17:21: RT @edbott: My opponent says no one's buying Windows 8, then points to 3 million downloads of Start8. Um... http://t.co/sPcGdz2HBn
- Tue, 17:27: Right, that's another crummy report written for work. I'm off to Asda. I do lead a glamorous life.
- Tue, 19:14: RT @ChesterZoo_No1: Reasons to come to @ChesterZoo_No1 right now. No. 7: Napo our stunning #jaguar! http://t.co/2bdPYWaoG9
- Tue, 19:56: The Hairy Bikers are making some vile concoction using raw salmon and cucumber. I can't think of a wide combination.
- Tue, 20:02: RT @RichNeville: I’ve had a think, and despite not having run a bank into the ground, I too am prepared to forego a knighthood and live ...
- Tue, 20:17: I want to be as cool as Christopher Foyle.
- Tue, 20:51: RT @techiefairy: Right, it's been a few days since I bleated on about it so..... CAKE. Come and eat CAKE for charity. With BEER! http:// ...
- Tue, 20:51: RT @techiefairy: And of course I need lovely folk to make me this cake to sell, so bake me a cake for charidee http://t.co/2Z3im495Is @m ...
- Tue, 22:11: RT @jeromesegura: Fake Microsoft call. Had them remote into my VM. I would not pay so they deleted files and removed some drivers; also ...
- Wed, 06:53: Good morning the Twitter. I'm trying, really trying, to pay as much attention to you as I used to. Despite my workload & other interests.
- Wed, 06:53: Having said that, I'm off for a shower.
- Wed, 06:54: #SaysOneThingDoesAnother
- Wed, 08:04: Fuck off William Hague you fucking smarmy cunt.