- Sun, 12:11: Back from a 3-1 games win at badminton. Drew 2-2 on Wednesday (Yes, we've started playing then too). I may be a fit old bastard soon.
- Sun, 12:11: Well, fitter, maybe.
- Sun, 15:08: Dear @TefalUK have this: "ing". It appears to be missing from your *fry pan* adverts. Poor English never works well in adverts.
- Sun, 17:02: I know it won't, but it looks like it could snow!
- Mon, 05:57: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Manfred Mann's Earth Band (52), 10cc (30) & Brian Eno (15) http://t.co/ZmWwFkk4
- Mon, 07:27: RT @TheMuffinRises: The iPhone 5 (Parody): A Taller Change Than Expected: http://t.co/4fi2T7bl via @youtube
- Mon, 08:03: It seems like you're being restrained from expressing yourself... More for Pisces http://t.co/yAYTPQSV
- Mon, 08:15: Football player on BBC Breakfast: try using "a difficult request" in place of "a tough ask". You'll sound less like a fucking idiot.
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