- 16:43:04: It appears I can't ype the word "uplift", it keeps coming out as "updift".
- 20:09:16: He's married to her and he's also married to her and he's his son & she's his daughter and they've been shagging each other
- 20:19:55: Mr Bean (in a wig) appears to be presenting some reality TV programme about opera on ITV tomorrow.
- 22:05:10: Sausages... Mmmmmmm
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