Me on a better day (kevinwmoor) wrote,
Me on a better day

Virgin Media Pimp

I'm sitting at my desk, working on something. I'm trying to concentrate.
The doorbell rings and interrupts my train of thought.

When I get downstairs and open the front door I'm faced with an unshaven young man in a suit.

Salesman: "A'right mate, I'm just doin' an installation for Virgin Media for some of your neighbours"
Me: "Can't you read?" - I point to the sign on the door that says 'No cold callers'

He grinned at me.

I wasn't considering moving to Virgin Media anyway; I'm even less likely to now.

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