Phil is throwing up. Jill's not sure if it's a bug or too much red wine. She thinks it's most likely to be too much red wine.
This is the second week in a row that we haven't played due to an alcohol related incident.
We didn't play last week because I was as pissed as a fart at the Cheshire Cheese's beer festival on the Friday night. We were celebrating Ed's 50th. I was too drunk to drive on Saturday morning and feeling far too knackered by Saturday afternoon to contemplate getting up early to play badminton after spending Saturday night out continuing Ed's celebrations.