August 26th, 2017


My tweets

  • Fri, 17:31: I'm in Asda. An announcement has just been made "all chilled colleagues to the wearhouse". I want to work at Asda, just so I can be one
  • Fri, 19:55: One cup? ONE CUP? Who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to measure garlic bread by the cup?
  • Fri, 22:03: RT @AlexKane221b: A cracking little film. On Saturday, at 7.50pm, on Free81/Freesat306/Sky343/Virgin445 @TalkingPicsTV Laughton's on top fo…