My tweets
- Fri, 12:13: RT @TwopTwips: SEND sexually explicit text messages to your landline and pretend you’re getting chatted up by a robot from the sexy futu ...
- Fri, 12:15: RT @inniebear: I, for one, am disgusted that our future Queen should stoop so low as to possess a pair of breasts. Diana never had breas ...
- Fri, 13:14: Currently eating a ham sandwich on brown ale & cheese bread from Dodgesons :-D
- Fri, 17:58: RT @Brendan_Ball: PLS RT #Jon #Lord Concerto for Group & Orchestra - considered to be the definitive version - #RLPO http://t.co/zIL ...
- Fri, 18:02: RT @kevpartner: Makes you wonder what would have happened if The Life of Brian had been based on a different religious tradition.
- Fri, 18:14: RT @LiverpoolLive: COMPETITION: Win tickets for Zappa Plays Zappa at @FloralPavillion - @DweezilZappa @IntGuitarFestGB @Loquax http://t. ...
- Fri, 19:58: RT @TwopTwips: PRINCE WILLIAM. Register your disgust at French paparazzi by showing them your arse. (via @mrdavidwhitley)
- Sat, 08:03: The Virgo New Moon falls in your 7th House of Others, focusing... More for Pisces http://t.co/yAYTPQSV
- Sat, 08:07: Dear @asus the advert glued into my copy of @pcpro�makes annoys me enough to put your products at bottom of my choice list.
- Sat, 09:04: Must be a slow news day on @BBCRadio2�- Last item: man falls down hole in Wales and isn't hurt.
