January 18th, 2006



Tony Blair takes up jogging. On his first trip through Hyde Park,
early one morning, he passes a lady of the night on her way home.
She shouts after him, “Are you interested? Only fifty quid”.
He shouts back “I never pay more than a tenner!”.

This goes on for some weeks. Then, one morning, Cherie decides she will go with him.
As they pass through Hyde Park there's our Lady Of the Night.
Tony tries to look the other way as they jog past, but to no avail, the girl yells after him, “There you are! See what you get for a Tenner?”